Just thought it was pretty awesome. Made me think of that Slick Rick song where he talks about showing a girl his mouth full of gold teeth to impress her. Turns out girls don't dig cavities (learned the hard way) or any other sort of mouth deformities (so I hear). But they love a guy with an iced out grill. Don't believe me, go watch a new rap video (ask you parents or your wife for permission first of course). To get one go to Iced Out Gear. They also have iced out goblets and stuff to hang on your chain to attract ladies. Being married I just use my grill for special occassions like anniversaries and Valentine's Day.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Iced out grill
Just thought it was pretty awesome. Made me think of that Slick Rick song where he talks about showing a girl his mouth full of gold teeth to impress her. Turns out girls don't dig cavities (learned the hard way) or any other sort of mouth deformities (so I hear). But they love a guy with an iced out grill. Don't believe me, go watch a new rap video (ask you parents or your wife for permission first of course). To get one go to Iced Out Gear. They also have iced out goblets and stuff to hang on your chain to attract ladies. Being married I just use my grill for special occassions like anniversaries and Valentine's Day.
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Gross... I think bling should be a purely external embellishment.
No, my world is crashing down around me. My world hinges on a few foundational blocks. Christ, Christ crucified and ladies love a man with blinged out iced out everything.
Well, you'll just have to get used to the idea, because this lady wants nothing to do with metal in the mouth (braces are one thing; they're temporary. Bling? Not my fave).
Maybe your foundational blocks should be more like Christ, Christ crucified and ladies love a man who brushes his teeth or wears deodorant or has a scruffy face or something. Just sayin'.
How about those Kanye West/80's remix shutter shades and a big clock so suckas know what is it (ala flava flav) instead of the oral bling?
I don't get the clock either, to be honest. :) I think Flava Flav is keeping his chiropractor in business, and that's about all that clock is good for. I guess I'm just not a bling kind of girl.
Must be just you. I have to believe that at least for my own sanity. I know ladies love the BLING.
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